What A Weekend!!!!

OK so I have pretty much told Jeremy the whole story but the rest of you especially Kelly will really want to hear about the kind of weekend I have had.

Now I have never been much of a smoker, I mean I would occasionally enjoy a Honey Dutch Master with friends while drinking (yea Chris you remember) and only a couple of times something more recreational (and I hope most people know what I mean by "recreational") anyway so to reiterate me = more of a social smoker whether it be a cigar or some M.J.

The other part of history you need to know before I get into my weekend is that my parents have for as long as I can remember been smoking the ganja, as well as a few of my aunts and uncles (mothers and fathers side [Kelly your parents are grouped in there too]) So everyday when my dad gets home they will usually withdraw into their room and do it. My sis and I have known for the longest time because it is pretty obvious I mean we hear coughing and when they are done they always spray air deodorizer to cover it up plus we can smell it. It was funny when Jeremy would come over and we would sit at the computer and we just knew that they were in there toking up. So my sister and I have talked about confronting them about it for YEARS but were always to afraid and never acted on our talks that is until one fateful Friday night when I got the motivation I needed.

Friday Night!

During the day I was at my Aunts house with my mom and ricky when we all went to my grandmas at around 5. I left to go get my paycheck to deposit it for some shopping but by the time I got back it was 6 something and I had planned to go to see my cousin play softball at a nearby park. It was freezing and it was a good game unfortunately they lost so I gave my other cousin a call to see what he was up to. He told me that I should come down to (my other aunts house where he is living) because there are a few people and some shit so I said why not and headed down. When I got there I went up inside and heard some music and saw a few people I knew like Jaclyn, Scott, Danny(my cousin), Tommy(kinda my cousin but through marriage not blood), Curtis(a friend of my cousins and mine who is down from college), and Vanessa(a friend of Jaclyns that I hadnt seen in like 5 or 6 years) and Kim(who I recognized from being at my aunt Judy's house) and some kid named Nick who I met for the first time(he wasnt much of a talker but still pretty cool) When I got up in there I noticed a beer pong table and some beer and everyone kinda chillin sitting in chairs. They were almost out of beer so Kim being 21 went to get some while I started talking to Curtis and everyone else. My cousin and Curtis both started rolling blunts my cousin kept his in his ear and Curtis went to one of the chairs and started smoking it with Nick by the time anyone noticed it was done and Kim was back with some beer. After awhile Scott and Curtis started a game of B.P. against I think Jaclyn and someone else, anyway I told my cousin that if we didnt smoke soon then I was leaving because there was nothing else really going down. After about a half hour and everyone telling me how shocked they were that I smoke my cousin packed a bowl and started passing (this is when I started talking to Kim) We started talking and really getting along and she said how cool I was and how we had seen each other so many times before but we never really talked, and I said I guess it just took this kinda of atmosphere to get us to talk to each other. So we were talking for awhile, around that time another kid showed up who I didnt know his name was Jarrett(he was pretty cool) Tommy said he was about to go to the gas station down the street to meet up with a couple chicks he called in and I wanted to go get some Honey Dutch's(cause it isnt a party without some Honey Cigars) so I bought what I wanted and we lead them back to the party (keep in mind that it might have happened in a different order so it isn't a 100% recollection)(I was High) The 2 girls were pretty nasty and I probably wouldn't touch them for anything. But Curtis seemed to like them a lot because he was mac'ing on both of them. After awhile Jarrett, Danny, Nick, and I ended up in Danny's room where Jarrett rolled up another blunt when were about done Jaclyn, Vanessa, and Kim came in and wanted us(well Danny) to kick put the nasty chicks (I just wanted to see a fight, and it was close to that) but Danny was pretty gone. Word of this got back to Curtis and he came in to find out what the problem was and Jaclyn told him she wanted them gone because it was "crowded out there". After standing there for 15 min he went back out there and Tommy kicked them but not without some shit talking first so they eventually left and Curtis was PISSED cause he wanted some pussy hahaha. And the next conversation I had with Kim is the one where I got my motivation. She told me that she smokes with my parents and especially my mom all the time she even went into detail about where the sit and how they talk after inhaling, I was just like you're lying and I don't believe you(even though I knew she was telling the truth) and she was like seriously, so I said I am gonna ask my mom about that. So after another half an hour I left at around 12:30.

Saturday

I had plans to go shopping in the morning but I didn't get up until close to 11. When I woke I remembered the conversation I had with Kim and how I said I would bring it up but I kinda just kept debating whether or not I was going to do it. By 1 I was out the door on my down to the Coastland Mall, I stopped at Burger King and decided to send my mom a text about it because I thought it safer than confronting her face to face(yea I'm a chicken Fuck You) I dont recall the text but she ended up saying we need to talk about it later and she didnt want to do it over text so I said ok and went about my day I got almost all my shopping done but my mom wanted me to bring up a couple people from Naples up to the house so they could help with the Christmas deco. and after we got up there I had to continue on to the Disney store at Coco. because the one in Coastland is closed!! So I got my cousin Ricky a lot of stuff and headed home now the rest of the night it was kinda awkward because we kinda knew that we were gonna talk sooner or later but that night would not be it.

Sunday

We had birthdays to celebrate at my aunt Judy's later that day, I got up around 10 and went out into the kitchen where again it was kinda awkward like the night before but my sister left with michael and my dad went to go get a shower and it just left my mother and me sitting at the kitchen table. She finally asked what do you wanna know and I cant remember exactly what I said or how it really started but we just talked like calm adults. She explained that they dont look at it like a "real drug" and that it was something that they started when they were my age. And they didnt want to flaunt it like some people in front of their kids(like your parents Kelly) and whatever and then I asked her what she would think if I smoked it. Again I cant remeber what she said but she mentioned that Kim had told Judy that Friday night I was smoking with her and my aunt told my mom so joked around and said how she already knew, she also said that if we(her kids) were ever going to do it she would hope it would happen after we had graduated (which I have). I continued to tell her about the times I drank and about the only time when I got drunk enough that I puked. We just talked for a good 30-45min most of it joking and laughing.(later she said that she expected it to be WAY more awkward then it was) but it was all good and I felt so much better afterward. I then showed my mom a clip of Katt Williams talking about weed(I will include it at the bottom) and she laughed pretty hard. So we then packed up and left for Judy's we got there when it was just my parents and Judy and Rick(aunt and uncle who my parents smoke with) and Kim and I joked with Kim about how she ratted me out about Friday night and we all got a good laugh about it. We then had the party. Everyone was pretty much gone by 8 and I went in my aunts bedroom with Kim, my mom, and judy. And my mom and Judy were talking and I guess was asking if they were gonna kick me out so they could toke. But my mom said "well he knows and he said he wants to do it more often"(I said that during our talk in the morning) then Rick came in and asked if they were going to do it in front of me and Judy told him he knows and does it too so.. then my dad came in and they went all to one side near the bathroom and pulled out a joint thats when Kim and I got up and joined them. So I then preceded to smoke weed with my Mom, Dad, Aunt, and Uncle!!! My aunt Judy who I have know my whole life is the one that passed it to me, in a way it was SUPER WEIRD but somehow not really at all, but yea so we then left like right after that. After we got home I then left to head down to my cousins(where I was at Friday) When I got there they had just started "The Love Guru" and started passing around his bong.

Monday

I didnt get really any sleep and had to take Jaclyn up to School at 7 so we left at 6:30. I then went home and passed out I woke up to a call from my (uber religious aunt) Linda to make sure I was still gonna pick her up at 5. So at 4:15 I left to go get her then dropped her off at home and headed out to my aunt Judy's to see Ricky and drop of some venison. I waited for my uncle to finish deep frying the venison I ate and then drove back out to my aunt Linda's where they were having a candle party I waited for them to finish cause I was my mom's ride. During the wait I fixed my aunts notebook mouse. We then got home and I am now writing this blog. So as you can clearly see this has been quite an interesting weekend and I can't wait for all the comments and questions to come so until next time...


Peace Out! (also the Katt Williams video I showed my mom is down below)