My title isn't just a crack on Chris' from the other night, I picked that because I couldn't think of anything good enough to sum up my entire (crazy) weekend. So lets just jump into it.
Friday October 31 (Halloween), 2008
The day started off normal enough I had work and was invited to a Halloween party, it was when I was on the computer when it hit me, "oh shit a costume". So I sent a text to Ryan asking if they were mandatory, they weren't but I thought what the hell I will get something. So I drove to work early picked up my paycheck cashed it and headed to Party City. After about 30 minutes of deciding I finally picked up some Pimp accessories. After I got home I had about half an hour to get ready and leave for work. It was pretty boring, I just wanted to leave and go to the party, that is when I got a text from Ryan asking if I had Saturday off. I thought to myself why would he be asking that so I went out to my car and gave him a call and found out what him and Lauren had so geniusly come up with, A TRIP TO ORLANDO!! After confirming with Jeremy and again with Ryan it was set we were really going to do it. So Jeremy's mom met me down in Estero where we then headed to Ryans and begin our own Odyssey. We hadn't even gone as far as Jeremy's exit when everyone kind of rethought this whole idea but we had already told Chris we were committed and we couldn't let him down. So we were traveling up I-75 at a decent rate when a couple people (I won't name names but *cough* Lauren and Jeremy *cough*) had to go to the bathroom which delayed our arrival in Orlando. Again we continued until we hit Orlando so we called up Chris to make sure we got off on the right exit. We had but still was totally unsure of where to go after that, but wait a minute... Jeremy had google maps on his phone and surely he can direct us in the right direction... wait no, no we ended up getting a hundred times more lost (i don't know about you but that is pretty fucking LOST!!) it was even worse because as we were looking for the possible right road all we could see were gun store, liquor store, gun store. Yep we were in the ghetto at 2 a.m. (super fun! I know) after about 45 minutes of this we decided to call Chris and get real directions. After 15 minutes of Chris guided driving we were at our destination, and we proceeded to give Chris the biggest orgy hug he has ever had (only if there were less sausages). After the hugfest we continued inside where we got up with Chris and talked about: Politics, Colbert Report, Computers, Programing, Window 7, Video Games, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can't remember probably because it is too insignificant. It was around 5 a.m. before we were all tired enough to go to sleep.
Saturday November 1, 2008
I awoke to the voice of GlaDos(a lovely way to wake up) I noticed Jeremy and Chris were up and talking and looking at his laptop so I kinda just drifted back to sleep again, a little bit later I got back up and noticed that the room was missing two people so I called Chris to see where they had run of to. I found out that they were across the way at Steak N' Shake(or as Jeremy would say Shaky's) so I quickly put on my shoes and walked over to join them. It wasn't long before we headed back over so that Chris could get ready to go to class from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. As he left the rest of us tried to figure out how to kill 8 hours. The only thing we could come up with was a mall so we headed out to find it hoping not to get lost. It wasn't far or hard to find, we just parked in front of the Super Target and began walking around stopping in stores if they were interesting enough we finally came upon a Pet Smart so we went in to check out some of the animals only to find that a few needed someone to adopt them. Ryan with his big ol' heart wanted one so bad (it was only $40) but we (Jeremy, Lauren and I) how bad of an idea it was so we continued on. After a meal at "Orlando's" Miller Ale House and lots of killed time we noticed there were still like three hours left so we looked around and saw the movie theater and we thought about what movies were out and if there were any good ones. Lauren said Zack and Miri Make A Porno, and that was all the convincing I needed. After about a 30 minute wait the movie finally started. I just wanna say that it was a fucking hilarious movie from beginning to end and I highly recommend it to everyone(well maybe not Christians haha) so after the movie ended we made our way back to Chris' to wait for him to get there. I got a call from Chris and he asked if anyone was up for some Fazoli's. I was definitely up for that (finally I get to go to the famous Fazoli's from Chris' blog yay me) After a really delicious meal we headed back to do what we did the previous night with some movies thrown in like Across the Universe and Superbad. Unfortunately I was stuck on Spore so I really didnt pay much attention. Shortly after Superbad ended everyone was really ready for bed so we thought it best to rest before the trip back tomorrow.
To Be Continued......
I know most of you guys will hate that but it is my blog so...
"Whatever, Whatever I Do What I Want!"
Peace Out!
7 comments:
I can't wait for part two! Although something says I already know what's going to happen...
hahahaha you never know
I find you very insulting my fat friend it only took me about 30 seconds to wip out my dick and piss im sorry the rest of you took up time doing other shit in that gas station.
And really we weren't lost Google maps was just taking us the super long way so it seemed worse that it really was plus night time didn't help hahahhaa
i dont know you jeremy, but i would have to say that you were all being pretty fucking stupid. lets see, you can either use your sweet and im assuming super expensive phone to get maps offline that, ahem, always suck and take you the long way, or you could call someone who lives in and knows the area, such as your good friend chris and get the easiest way. not to mention, you can talk back to chris, you cant exactly talk back to google maps if you get more lost. :)
so the only person being fucking stupid is you if you had one of "these" phones as you call them you would know that they work perfect almost all the time but since we were in a big city that has on going construction it was confused it is the only time that it has ever failed me and ive had this phone for three years
So next time before you open your mouth why dont you know what the fuck your talking about first
lol. omg. i cant say why exactly im so amused by your outrage. probably because i wasnt saying it to be malicious, but because i have 3 brothers and can personally attest to the fact that men cant ask for directions. they always like to use their electronic toys first. btw, im not raggin on the phone so much as the fact that everyone knows that ... Read Moreonline maps suck, and it woulda been 10x easier to just call. i do know what im talking about, thank you very much. so you can take your damaged pride and shove it. stop taking things so literally and get a sense of humor. :)
Jeremy
Ur a guy, so automatically that makes you an idiot. ;].
Google maps ALWAYS takes you the long way. It doesn't knw the shortcuts or backroads that someone who lived in the area *cough Chris cough* would have.
Sorry, not trying to be mean, but...
Btw, Kelly, you crack me up. I was also very amused.
And Jt, that must have been a very interesting experience for you. And I really want to see Zach and Miri make a porno. That looks SOO funny!!!
And ur such guys. You spend hours talking about electronics..... ugh. Chicks just talk about guys and life and books and what to do in awkward situations.... things that ACTUALLY matter. :] LOL jk. kinda..
XOXO
Kari Richelle
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